Haha I sat at a medspa yesterday yesterday claiming I’d had no surgeries ever because I got tired of filling out the form and refuse to believe endometriosis surgery a decade ago and egg retrievals have anything to do with botox. She was really pressing it though and I wanted to just admit it but it was too late! (And also the doctor did the thing where she was stone-faced when she asked me how I heard of her and I mentioned a patient’s name that has been going to her for years!)
This was great!!! you are really great. I just kinda stumbled upon your IG recently and now I’m down a rabbit hole reading your stuff. I bought two of your books to bring with me for Easter vacation. I’m new to this substack thing (tbh I hadn’t even heard of it) but any chance to get to read your stuff, I’m jumping on! You have a really witty and funny perspective on life. 🖤 and PS I want an upper Bleph
Great and relevant piece as I dream about bleph every day. 😐
The knee in the bathroom sink pose takes off a decade
hahahaha
I was literally just thinking about having that surgery done. Maybe I won’t now …
This is so true. As I approach 50 I think back to 43-45 as my hottest years.
My best sex was in my 50’s 😂😂
Haha I sat at a medspa yesterday yesterday claiming I’d had no surgeries ever because I got tired of filling out the form and refuse to believe endometriosis surgery a decade ago and egg retrievals have anything to do with botox. She was really pressing it though and I wanted to just admit it but it was too late! (And also the doctor did the thing where she was stone-faced when she asked me how I heard of her and I mentioned a patient’s name that has been going to her for years!)
This was great!!! you are really great. I just kinda stumbled upon your IG recently and now I’m down a rabbit hole reading your stuff. I bought two of your books to bring with me for Easter vacation. I’m new to this substack thing (tbh I hadn’t even heard of it) but any chance to get to read your stuff, I’m jumping on! You have a really witty and funny perspective on life. 🖤 and PS I want an upper Bleph
I am dying to know about this lower bleph at 28.
Jen is such a babe. Whatev, get the lids done or don't, get a peen grafted to your forehead--still one of the all time babe of all babes.
"I want to get warnings instead of speeding tickets". Brilliant.
Brian, I'd give you a warning all day!